This weeks interview conducted by Nikki in The Prince's dune buggy.

Five Mi: Kill Allen Wrench seems to be involved in some way with the porno industry.
The Prince : Well kind of. More accurately, we've supplied some music for a few various features.

Five Mi: Have any of you actually been IN any any porno movie?
The Prince : Actually Allen was in one, but don't get your hopes up, he wasn't fucking any chicks in it. I don't think he's even naked.


Five Mi: Do you know what the movie was called?
The Prince : Yeah, is called Cajun Porno Cops. It came out on Armageddon Entertainment. Those guys are owned by Extreme Associates. I think Allen is doing some kind of cameo.


Five Mi: How did he get involved with that?
The Prince : Allen and Dr. Heathen Scum met all the guys from Extreme Associates. The two main guys are Rob Black and 'The Icon' Tom Byron. I'm pretty sure Allen is also friends with a guy named Mr. Vegas. He's the one that directed both of the movies that use our stuff.

Extreme Associates are big fans of The Mentors and Kill Allen Wrench so it was just a matter of time before we got invited to hang out and then eventually end up in a movie or two. Mr. Vegas was recently fired, so he's not at Extreme anymore.

Five Mi: What kind of hassle have you guys gotten because of all the porn?
The Prince : What's funny is that we're mostly getting a lot of shit talking from the punk rock world! You would think that, "Hey it's punk rock, do what you want." But that's not the case. We keep getting people saying that porn is bad and it hurts women. And all of that is a load of crap! It just shows you what a load of crap punk rock has become.


Five Mi: How many people actually complain about the porn?
The Prince : Compared to the amount of people that are on our side... very few. But the ones that hate us are always calling the Devil Vision office [ (909) 776-1917 ] and talking shit. For people that supposedly care so much about women, they sure treat our secretaries bad enough. I feel sorry for those girls. Allen hardly pays them anything and they have to put up with all the guys in the band threatening to fire them unless they give up the pussy!


Five Mi: What's the deal with the FREE Kill Allen Wrench porn site? Will people ever have to pay?
The Prince : No, as far as I know, the FREE Kill Allen Wrench porn site will ALWAYS be free.


Five Mi: Why do you guys have the FREE Porn Site?
The Prince : I'm pretty sure it's because everybody in the band kept getting ripped off by internet porn! We'd fucking sign up for one of those '$1.99 a month' porn sites, and those fuckers would totally be ripping off our bank accounts! So we said FUCK THIS, we're starting our own porn site, and it's going to be ACTUALLY FREE. Another thing that sucks is that all of those 'sign up' porn sites say that they've got thousands of pics, and they are completely full of shit.

Five Mi: Why wouldn't people just go to the 'thumbnail' sites?
The Prince : There are a few good ones out there. The best are www.ampland.com and www.al4a.com . The only bitch is that you've got to sift through a shit load of sites just to find a few good pics. Plus they've got a lot of those annoying 'pop up' windows. I hate those fucking things.

We've got ALL the best pics. And there are no banners or any of that bullshit. Spread the word baby!

Five Mi: Is there any particular purpose to the FREE Porn Site? I don't see you guys selling anything.
The Prince : The only purpose is to see how big we can get it! We're going to try to get it up to 10,000 hits a day! Right now we're at about 1,000 hits a day.

Five Mi: Where do all the groupies come from?
The Prince : All over the place! Girls come up to us at the shows, they email us pics, they send us pics in the mail! I love all of our groupies! They're all sluts!


Five Mi: Do you guys ever fuck any of them?
The Prince : We fuck all of them!

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