This weeks interview conducted by Nikki.
Apparently Allen Wrench's location is confidential due to the fact that he's on the run from the feds.

Five Mi: fans all around the world were shocked to find that the Kill Allen Wrench website had been seized the the US Government.
Allen Wrench: Yeah, that was a big shocker. I found out about it by a phone call from Junky John.

Five Mi: So there was no indication that they were watching you?
Allen Wrench : Not at all. I hadn't gotten any phone calls from the slut that does our website design and news updates. Her name is Allison. As far as I knew there was no indication that we had done anything wrong.

Five Mi: What was the specific reason the website had been seized?
Allen Wrench : Here's exactly what had happened. I was pulling a three way with these 2 coked out sluts I had met at some dive in Hollywood. It was one of my typical evenings. We had all ended up at one of the girls houses and then the fucking started. And like always, one of the girls had a camera laying around and she started cranking out some GROUPIE pics because the other slut wanted to be on the KAW website.

So she's doing all the typical pics... sucking me off, beave shots, all that normal stuff. At this point we were in the living room of the girl that was taking the pics. All of a sudden the girls' dog walk's in. Be for I knew it, the girl that was having the pics taken of herself started SUCKING OFF THE DOG!!! Actual beastiality! It was about as shocking as it gets! meanwhile the pics are still being shot off! At this point I'm thinking to myself that I've got to get in one of these pics!

When I jumped into the pics with the girl that was sucking off the dog, the girl that was taking the pics stopped shooting. I was kind of bewildered because she also ran out of the room. A few seconds later she ran back in the room and she had a tripod for her camera. She set it up and set the camera for time delay pics. SHE wanted to get in on the action!

Then the really good pics started! The one groupie slut is sucking me off and right next to me is another groupie sucking off a dog! It was pure gold all the way!

Five Mi: What were you thinking about the whole situation?
Allen Wrench : I was thinking... man, no matter how much of a star I become, it seems as though I still keep seeing more and more fucked up shit!

Five Mi: And all of this has something to do with kill Allen wrench .com?
Allen Wrench : Well a few days later, I get a call from the girl that was taking all the pics. And she's telling me she's got all the raunchy stuff on film! So I got her to mail the pics to the Devil Vision office. After opening the package, I was truly shocked. And yep, there was all the shocking beastiality with me in the pic while it was all going on!

I knew I had to get those pics up on the site as soon as possible. I did have a problem with Allison though. After she had seen the pics, she threatened to quite if I made her work with them. I told her that I would fire her if she didn't get them up asap. And like most women, weaklings, she caved in and put up the pics.

Five Mi: So that was the reason the feds came in and took control of the site?
Allen Wrench : Yeah, and it was quick. After Allison had put up the pics she went to lunch. When she came back to the office, there were a bunch of those strange 'unmarked cop cars' parked out in front of the office building. Lucky for here, she acted like she didn't work there and kept on driving.

Those guys were here so quick, they must've been watching the website for something to arrest me on.

Five Mi: What finally happened with the site, because it's up again now right?
Allen Wrench : By the time this is printed, it should be up again. Our Attorney, Saul Libowitz, immediately moved in legally.

He filed a motion under some various freedom of speech articles. I guess there is a little bit of a gray area with beastiality on the Internet. And I guess now Allison is saying that I threatened her in order to get the pics on the web site, so she's off the hook also.

Five Mi: So why are you on the run?
Allen Wrench : That's what I'm not sure about. I was not having sex with the dog, that was one of the sluts I was fucking at the time. I guess they're trying to bust me for obscene material on the Internet. Any way, Saul has told me to stay on the run until he gets all of this sorted out. So for a little while I'm going to be a little hard to find!

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