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First of all, everyone remain calm. Details are still coming in. But what we know for sure is that Dr. Heathen Scum has been kidnapped in some sort of crazy psycho groupie attack gone wrong. He was freed by police, and as far as we know, he is safe, and resting in a secret location.

Always popular with the female fans... It looks as though he was kidnapped and forced to endure oral sex as well as hours of sexual intercourse with a group of female fans that were holding him hostage.

As soon as we know more we will post the details here. Lets all pray that Dr. Heathen Scum will come out all right.

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