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In a move that surprised no one... The prince of Punk / Mark Hernandez swore off sobriety forever. According to The Prince, "I've seen a lot of people try to give up drinking. And they seem to have a lot of problems making that work. I'm going to give up sobriety. I'm just going to stay drunk forever."

Devil Vision legal counsel Saul Pearlman is handling The Prince's possible law enforcement backlash. "It's entirely possible that the legal authorities may try to interfere with my clients lifestyle choice. And that simply is not going to happen. If Mr. Hernandez has chosen to stay inebriated in a long term fashion, then it's the job of the United States Government to help him accomplish that."

The only foreseeable problem with The Prince of Punk's lifestyle choice may be his lack of monetary funds. The Prince immediately ran out of money for alcohol, but is confident that his legal representation will be able to successfully file suit against the government and force a change federal law to allow for the use of food stamps in the purchase of alcohol.

Lets all pray that federal government doesn't interfere with The Prince of Punk's live style choice.