Dateline Los
Angeles 2/26/02
Pope Heathen Scum, Church of El Duce, today announced at a Press Conference
at the Frairs Club in Los Angeles, that he is chairing a benefit drive
on behalf of Mentors Fan, O.J. Simpson, football player, movie star,
and accused murderer.
Pope Scum stated several of his bands will shortly do a benefit tour,
on which the proceeds going to restock Simpson's bank account, which
had been depleted by having to defend himself against two capital
murder charges and numerous civil lawsuits.
When questioned by the press as for the reasons for this controversial
move, Pope Scum stated " I believe in the American Legal system.
Mr. Simpson was innocent before proven guilty and he has not been
proven guilty therefore he is innocent. Its not fair to lose all your
money when you didn't do anything wrong. Besides, OJ was providing
shelter for homeless white guys like Kato, which showed real compassion.
Furthermore, if he really did kill his old lady, I bet she deserved
it, too. The Mentors and the Church of El Duce have always stood for
the Rock Em Sock Em Lifestyle. And now in our association with Extreme
Associates, we want to be on the forefront of Porn/Snuff Flicks and
OJ is obviously into it. Perhaps we can film the real story of what
happened with OJ with our friend, Rob Black of Extreme Associates."
Donations to the OJ Simpson Reimbursement fund can forwarded to the
Mentors. For details, go to the Mentors website www.web2000.com/heathen.
