Allen
Wrench missing!
"Something
very strange is going on here." stated Saul Libowitz,
Devil Vision M.P.C.R. Attorney, "I'm really worried about
my client."
Attorney
for Allen Wrench as well as Devil
Vision M.P.C.R. notified Los Angeles area authorities after
realizing that famed Kill Allen Wrench lead vocalist, Allen
Wrench never made it back to the vocalists popular residence
in Riverside, CA. "This really isn't like Mr. Wrench.
I hate to think that there might be something wrong with him."
Fellow
band mates alerted Kill Allen Wrench band management about
Wrench's hard drug relapse that had taken place after the
European tour, in Amsterdam, Holland.
We
are currently attempting to contact one or more members of
Kill Allen Wrench in an attempt to get more details on the
story.
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ALLEN
WRENCH MAY BE DEAD -
Devil Vision
M.P.C.R. now admit that it's a 'good possibility' that Kill Allen Wrench
lead vocalist - Allen Wrench, may now be deceased. A Devil Vision secretary
went to the home of Mr. Wrench, known as 'The Fortress of Bachelorhood',
and found the residence in a shocking state.
"I used
the key that Allen gave me to come inside." stated the 22 year
old big busted blond secretary, "The house was a mess. I looked
like there had been a struggle. In the bathroom I found a pile of syringes
and a small pool of blood. It looked as though something terrible had
happened there."
The Devil Vision
secretary, who wishes to remain nameless, immediately called Devil Vision
M.P.C.R. attorney Saul Libowitz. Upon his arrival and then viewing the
residence Libowitz agreed... "This doesn't look good. Something
really fucked up has happened here."
Riverside Police
were not contacted because no body has been found.
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Saul
Libowitz hires private investigatior-
Saul
Libowitz, Devil Vision M.P.C.R. attorney, has hired a private
investigator to search for the drug problem plagued lead vocalist
of Kill Allen Wrench ... Allen Wrench.
"The reason for the private investigator is because of
the inaction of Riverside Police" Stated Libowitz. "Acoording
to the police, Wrench has got to be missing for a period of
36 hours before and investigation or a report can begin. I'm
taking matters into my own hands."
According
to Libowitz, the private investigation will be conducted as
not only a search for Allen Wrench's dead body, but also an
investigation to piece together the events that lead up to Allen
Wrench's dissapearance. Libowitz also stated that the search
will begin at the missing personallity's
home.
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Allen Wrench's place of residence
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Private
investigators finds speed lab in residence of Allen Wrench
The
private investigator that was hired to find Allen Wrench, or
his body, was stunned after 'picking' the locks at the rock
star's home. When the P.I. entered the place of residence, a
methamhetamine lab was found In the bathroom of the small trailer.
Saul
Libowitz, Devil Vision M.P.C.R. Attorney was shocked and concerned.
He immediately notified Riverside Police. The Riverside police
drug team was dispatched to the home to assist with the investigation.
A
Riverside Dope Task Force members commented on the case, "This
is very confusing. We've got a missing person and a dope lab.
They are absolutely related, but in what way we're not sure."
Saul
Libowitz expressed severe concern, "I really think Allen
Wrench is really in over his on this one. I don't know if he
got shot in the head over some drug scam, or if he OD'd some
where. If any one has any info on his where abouts, please contact
Devi Vision immediately."
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Investigation
photo from home of Allen Wrench
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Investigation
photo from home of Allen Wrench
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Riverside
Police disgusted by Wrench's trailer
The
chief detective that's heading up the investigation of Allen
Wrench's disappearance, stated his shock and disgust at the
inhuman condition of the rock personality's place of residence.
"The
residence is so filthy and un kept, that it's likely impossible
to tell what happened there." Stated chief detective
Troy Lee. "What we do know for sure is that there was
a functional methamphetamine lab in the trailer. But as far
as determining if Allen Wrench has met with foul play, the
living quarters are in such a state of disarray, it's impossible
to tell."
Riverside
police are now treating the disappearance of Allen Wrench
as a missing person case. If wrench is found alive, he will
likely be charged with the manufacturing of methampetamine.
If conviction of that charge would bring a sentence of 5 to
15 years.
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Devil Vision
M.P.C.R. attorney, Saul Libowitz, guaranteed to the Riverside Police
Department that Internationally know rock personality, Allen Wrench,
is in no way involved with any drug use or drug manufacturing.
Toxic
chemical clean up begins at Wrench speed lab
The
DEA began clean up operations yesterday at the site of the Wrench
residence / speed lab. Earlier in the day investigations had
been halted after multiple detectives had fallen ill due to
toxic fumes emanating from the various drug manufacturing chemicals.
According
to one of the DEA agents: "A lot of people are not aware
of how deadly and dangerous it is to manufacture drugs such
as these. The by products and fumes will often kill the speed
cook."
When
asked if there had been a death at the Wrench speed and the
reply was negative. "Although the residence is in very
bad condition, I'm positive that we would know if there was
a dead body in the house.
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DEA EVIDENCE
PHOTO:
Wrench speed lab
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The DEA agent also emphasized that it is also impossible to verify the
death of Allen Wrench. "If Allen Wrench had been killed here, at
this time we are un able to tell. The crime site is in such poor condition
that it's impossible to tell what has happened here. Even if Allen Wrench
had been killed here, any evidence that the perpetrators would have
left, would be unidentifiable. But we as still not ruling out that possibility."
Fellow
band members shocked at Allen Wrench's kidnapping!
The
FBI received a ransom letter late last night explaining that punk rock
superstar Allen Wrench had been kidnapped by a lesbian hate group. The
ransom letter also demanded a large amount of cash to buy the rock personality's
freedom. FBI agents also received proof that Mr. Wrench was still alive,
but refused to comment of what that proof was.
Devil
Vision M.P.C.R. Attorney, Saul Libowitz, is confident Wrench will be
rescued very quickly. "Lesbians by nature are very stupid as you
can see by their ransom letter. Getting Allen Wrench back from these
piss stinking lesbians, will not be a problem. I'm also confident that
Allen Wrench will be back in time for the Kill Allen Wrench performance
this Friday in Tampa Florida." Stated Libowitz.
Click
on the icons below to view ransom letter
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Hero Police in action!
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Allen
Wrench proclaims police that rescued him 'HEROS'!
After
a daring pre dawn raid by law enforcement officials, International
Superstar - Allen Wrench proclaimed the crack team of agents
to be 'heros'!
Acting
on a tip form a Los Angeles Junkie, Los Angeles sheriff's deputy's
were lead to the location where Allen Wrench had been held by
lesbian extremists.
"The
raid went as expected and we were able to retrieve Mr. Wrench
with no personal injury to him", stated one swat team member.
3 of the lesbians had an escape car ready, but were intercepted
by waiting deputies a few miles away.
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A
shaking and stinking Allen Wrench only had one comment to news reporters.
"These guys are heros" yelled the weakened superstar, who then
was wisked away in a Devil Vision limousine.
Devil
Vision M.P.C.R. Attorney, Saul Libowitz promised statements and interviews
to be made next week.
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