Allen Wrench - victim
of HATE CRIME ...
Allen Wrench
- being attacked
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Tampa, FL - Allen
Wrench, internationally known lead vocalist and founder of punk
rock supergroup Kill Allen Wrench, was the victim of a hate crime,
moments after walking off stage at another sold out show in Tampa,
Florida.
Various female attendees of the Kill Allen Wrench live performance
where so angered by the flamboyant heterosexuality of the punk
rock supergroup, that they resorted to physical violence and attacked
the seemingly defenseless popular vocalist.
Devil Vision attorney, Saul Libowitz was shocked at the attack.
"What really angers me here," stated Libowitz "Is
the double standard that is practiced by the gay and lesbian communities.
My client, Allen Wrench, was simply enjoying his undeniable American
right of free speech and artistic performance. And for that he
was almost killed by a group of lesbians that were angered and
do not agree with Mr. Wrench's heterosexual lifestyle."
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Amazingly enough, paparazzi photographers were at the club, and
able to document the attack. The following sequence of photos
will show you exactly what transpired at this now legendary Kill
Allen Wrench show.
We are warning you, these photographs display actual events that
are uncensored and violent in nature. Be aware that this news
story does not display the usual 'nice' lesbian perspective that
is pushed by the mainstream media every day. Instead, Kill Allen
Wrench .com is reporting on the actual conduct of these bull dyke,
man haters in an unbiased and objective news reporting fashion.
[Above] After signing various
autographs, Allen Wrench relaxes on a table after yet another
incredible and exhausting rock performance. When suddenly, angered
by Wrench's blatant heterosexuality, two greasy bull dykes jump
on the superstar, choke him, and then throw him to the hard concrete
floor!
[Right] Fearing for Allen
Wrench's personal safety and life, fellow band mate, Kill Allen
Wrench bassist - The Prince of Punk / Mark Hernandez, rushes to
revitalize Allen Wrench with some ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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Allen
Wrench -
assisted by The Prince of Punk
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One lesbian
stomps Wrench's guts
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[Left] Seeing that Allen
Wrench would soon become refreshed and powerful from his favorite
beer... Pabst Blue Ribbon, the filthy cunt licker moves in to
attempt to finish off the immensely famous rock personality.
The barely definable 'female' jumps and stands on Wrench's huge
alcoholic belly.
Allen Wrench, international Superstar writhes in pain !!!
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[Right] Under estimating
Allen Wrench's amazing judo ability, the stupid lesbian is
not aware that extreme pain is just seconds away!
She is unaware that Wrench's subtle movements are difficult
to dectect, but highly skilled judo maneuvers that will bring
the carpet muncher indescribable misery!
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Allen
Wrench prepares
to move on the unsuspecting militant lesbian
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A lightning
fast reversal by Allen Wrench
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[Left] Blinding speed
reverses the Home Depot working lesbian from a standing position,
right into a set up for a variety of painful leg locks !!!
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[Right] a split second
later, judo champion Allen Wrench applies a technique so dangerous,
it was banned many years ago from competition judo.
The gas pumping diesel dykes' pussy eats her underwear as
the pain becomes unbearable!
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Allen
Wrench's signature technique - the foot lock !!!
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The final move
- The Heel Hook !!!
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[Left] Apparently abandoned
by her 'life partner' because of the shocking amount of violence
easily dealt out by Allen Wrench, the lesbian pisses her pants
and screams in agony, unable to escape from Wrench's devastating
leg locks!
Allen Wrench, high on a variety of narcotics and alcohol, laughs
as he hears the lesbians ankle crack and break due to the heel
hook joint lock.
After Wrench graciously released the lesbian, she limped back
to her Ford Pinto, undoubtably regretting her confrontation
with Allen Wrench - International Superstar !
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