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Allen Wrench attacked
by lesbians at Florida
Kill Allen Wrench show !


moments after walking
off stage, lead vocalist
attacked by
piss stinking dykes


Allen Wrench shortly after lesbian attack

Allen Wrench - victim of HATE CRIME ...

Allen Wrench - being attacked

Tampa, FL - Allen Wrench, internationally known lead vocalist and founder of punk rock supergroup Kill Allen Wrench, was the victim of a hate crime, moments after walking off stage at another sold out show in Tampa, Florida.

Various female attendees of the Kill Allen Wrench live performance where so angered by the flamboyant heterosexuality of the punk rock supergroup, that they resorted to physical violence and attacked the seemingly defenseless popular vocalist.

Devil Vision attorney, Saul Libowitz was shocked at the attack.
"What really angers me here," stated Libowitz "Is the double standard that is practiced by the gay and lesbian communities. My client, Allen Wrench, was simply enjoying his undeniable American right of free speech and artistic performance. And for that he was almost killed by a group of lesbians that were angered and do not agree with Mr. Wrench's heterosexual lifestyle."


Amazingly enough, paparazzi photographers were at the club, and able to document the attack. The following sequence of photos will show you exactly what transpired at this now legendary Kill Allen Wrench show.

We are warning you, these photographs display actual events that are uncensored and violent in nature. Be aware that this news story does not display the usual 'nice' lesbian perspective that is pushed by the mainstream media every day. Instead, Kill Allen Wrench .com is reporting on the actual conduct of these bull dyke, man haters in an unbiased and objective news reporting fashion.

[Above] After signing various autographs, Allen Wrench relaxes on a table after yet another incredible and exhausting rock performance. When suddenly, angered by Wrench's blatant heterosexuality, two greasy bull dykes jump on the superstar, choke him, and then throw him to the hard concrete floor!

[Right] Fearing for Allen Wrench's personal safety and life, fellow band mate, Kill Allen Wrench bassist - The Prince of Punk / Mark Hernandez, rushes to revitalize Allen Wrench with some ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon!


Allen Wrench -
assisted by The Prince of Punk



One lesbian stomps Wrench's guts



[Left] Seeing that Allen Wrench would soon become refreshed and powerful from his favorite beer... Pabst Blue Ribbon, the filthy cunt licker moves in to attempt to finish off the immensely famous rock personality.

The barely definable 'female' jumps and stands on Wrench's huge alcoholic belly.

Allen Wrench, international Superstar writhes in pain !!!




[Right] Under estimating Allen Wrench's amazing judo ability, the stupid lesbian is not aware that extreme pain is just seconds away!

She is unaware that Wrench's subtle movements are difficult to dectect, but highly skilled judo maneuvers that will bring the carpet muncher indescribable misery!

 

 



Allen Wrench prepares
to move on the unsuspecting militant lesbian




A lightning fast reversal by Allen Wrench



[Left] Blinding speed reverses the Home Depot working lesbian from a standing position, right into a set up for a variety of painful leg locks !!!




[Right] a split second later, judo champion Allen Wrench applies a technique so dangerous, it was banned many years ago from competition judo.

The gas pumping diesel dykes' pussy eats her underwear as the pain becomes unbearable!

 

 



Allen Wrench's signature technique - the foot lock !!!




The final move - The Heel Hook !!!



[Left] Apparently abandoned by her 'life partner' because of the shocking amount of violence easily dealt out by Allen Wrench, the lesbian pisses her pants and screams in agony, unable to escape from Wrench's devastating leg locks!

Allen Wrench, high on a variety of narcotics and alcohol, laughs as he hears the lesbians ankle crack and break due to the heel hook joint lock.

After Wrench graciously released the lesbian, she limped back to her Ford Pinto, undoubtably regretting her confrontation with Allen Wrench - International Superstar !