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There's nothing like blowing a kick ass show! In typical fashion, Punk Rock Supergroup Kill Allen Wrench totally lost it at the famed Key Club in Hollywood, CA - USA. In attendance at the show were Tommy Lee (Motley Crue) and rock living legend Gene Simmons (Kiss). NOTE: Gene Simmons was not at the show to see Kill Allen Wrench, he was there to oversee and interview that was being conducted with The Genitortureres, which will be appearing in his new magazine titled Tounge.

Key Club workers first suspected trouble upon witnessing Allen Wrench's severe alcoholism. But Wrench's troubles were nothing compared to the alcohol content of KAW bassist, The Prince of Punk Mark Hernandez. Fans were stunned as The Prince stumbled back and forth during the show with no ability to play any of the KAW hits so many fans had come to see and hear.

The Key Club was also not happy due to the fact that multiple KAW fans had snuck in and were smoking crack cocaine during the rock show.

After their booze soaked rock set Allen Wrench urinated on the luggage of various musical artists in one of the back stage areas. Afterwards he was promptly thrown out of the club.

The official statement of the Key Club:
"Kill Allen Wrench is never welcome in this club ever again"

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