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The fire that killed 96 people

AP Road Island - In a move that is as unbelievable as the fire that killed 96 concert goers at a Great White heavy metal performance last week in Road island, MA, is the legal move by International Superstar - Allen Wrench.

Allen Wrench, lead vocalist of punk rock / heavy metal super group Kill Allen Wrench plans to file a six figure lawsuit on the basis that Jack Russell, front man for rock act Great White, stole Wrench's idea to kill the band's own audience.

During a telephone interview, the angry front man for what has become known as 'Punk rock's Most Important Band' mad the following statements ... "Russell (Jack) knew about my plans to kill my audience at one of my upcoming shows. I actually had plans to pull it off, but at our our last three gigs, I was so wasted, I just couldn't make it happen. But that doesn't mean that Russell can steal my idea."

Police and fire investigators have not yet admitted that legal action will be taken against the club or the band Great White. But official's did state that a premeditated fire would constitute charges of homicide.

One RI Arson investigator did state, "If this had been the fire that Allen Wrench has claimed to have wanted to start during his promise of fire involved mass murder, he would have been charged with arson homicide with special circumstances and I have no doubt that he would be sentenced to the death penalty."

Sources say that the club and the band Great White, are equally to blame. "As of right now, we've got both of them pointing fingers at each other." Stated the investigator "This whole thing is a big mess and it's going to take a while to sort it all out."

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The fire that killed 96 people

Shockingly enough, Allen Wrench persistedthat the idea to kill his audience is his own idea. "Russell owes me fucking big dollars for stealing my idea." Ranted Wrench "Just because his band's washed up doesn't give him the right to come and steal my idea to kill my own audience. He's totally gotten international attention because of something I've come up with. And all of that attention equals big dollars. I demand compensation!"

Devil Vision attorney Saul Libowitz also concurred, "The concept of killing your audience during your performance belongs to Wrench and Wrench alone. Jack Russell has stolen my client's intellectual property and he deserves sever and punitive punishment. Now, when Allen Wrench does kill his audience, the media coverage may not be impressive, due to the fact that 'it has been done before'. "

After Wrench had made the 'intellectual theft' allegation, Jack Russell stated that he WAS NOT attempting to kill his audience and the whole thing is a horrible accident and a terrible tragedy.

Devil Vision M.P.C.R. responded and is making it known that the reason behind the position of Great White is to stem the pending law suite that was triggered by the theft of the idea to kill your audience.

Meanwhile, Great White, amazingly, plans to continue. "I personally would like to express my heartfelt condolences to those families of the loved ones who perished, as well as Ty...in the tragedy at the Station," said singer Jack Russell in a web message. "We will continue our tour with a replacement guitarist sometime in the next few days."

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