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Milwaukee, WI - Headlining punk rock / heavy metal act Kill Allen Wrench was thrown off the stage after only 3 songs at this year's Milwaukee Metal Fest, 7/26/2003.

- song by song account -

Kill Allen Wrench started off their set after front man Allen Wrench chastised each and every other act for being creatively unimaginative and performing second rate heavy metal.

After stunned metal fans had witnessed KAW's first song, 'This Must Be Love' (from the KAW full length CD - Full Metal Messiah) they then were in full view of a drunken Allen Wrench finger fucking a lucky lady live on the Metal Fest stage. Pornographic DVDs from Anabolic were also thrown to the metal hungry fans.

The viewing area became dangerously over crowded by metal fans that began rushing the area to view the supergroup for the second song. The crowd was then rocked by KAW song, 'El Duce Will Kick Your Ass' (from the KAW full length CD - My Bitch is A Junky). More pornographic DVDs from Anabolic were thrown to the fans.

The massive audience roar then brought out more pornographic DVDs from Anabolic and the famed Satanic Chalice. The third and final song was 'Dial Satan' (from the KAW full length CD - Full Metal Messiah). A blood drenched Allen Wrench brought the metal fans to a near riotous state.

Another drunken groupie was summoned to the stage by Allen Wrench's apparent hypnotic powers. Public nudity and adult behaviors were once again displayed. At that point the Metal Fest promoters pulled the plug on the punk / metal supergroup.

Allen Wrench exited the stage and continued to perform and display acts of sexual perversion on various groupies in front of thousands of rabid KAW fans. After signing autographs, Mr. Wrench was whisked away to an unknown location by his personal security entourage.

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