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Justin Timberake follows Wrench's advice !!!

Attempting to further his career...
Justin timberlake attempts
to follow in footsteps of
international Superstar
Allen Wrench
!!!


Dr. Heathen Stum...
"he'll never be
Allen Wrench"


Justin Timberlake after sexual assult !


While trying to shore up a quickly fading career, Justin Timberlake turned to friend and international Superstar Allen Wrench.

Anonymous sources tell KAW.com that J. Timberlake contacted Wrench va cell phone moments before taking the stage for the 2004 Superbowl half time show.

The phone conversation was alleged to have been accidentally intercepted by a Kill Allen Wrench fan that was in attendance at the Superbowl football game.

As reported:

J. Timberlake: "Hey Allen I'm getting ready to go on stage and they want me to play my stupid song. And what's worse than that is that I have to do a song with Janet Jackson. She's a total bitch!"

A. Wrench: "Hey Justin, be cool, you know she's a big fan of mine."

J. Timberlake: "Just because she's a fan of yours doesn't mean that she's not a bitch."

A. Wrench: "Well I can't argue with you there."

J. Timberlake: "What are you doing tonight?"

A. Wrench: "I've got a party going on at my pad... and right now I'm doing some speed with some slut in my bathroom."

J. Timberlake: "Hey, have you thought about what I should be doing about my problem?"

A. Wrench: "With the drug thing or the career thing?"

J. Timberlake: "With the career thing."

A. Wrench: "That's a tough one because the music they're writing for you is so shitty."

J. Timberlake: "I know."

A. Wrench: "Well what I would do, is try to shed that lame ass homo image."

J. Timberlake: "Well what's your first suggestion?"

A. Wrench: "Do something extreme... if I were you, I'd kick Janet Jackson's ass during the half time show."

J. Timberlake: "Don't know if I want to do that. That sounds kind of extreme."

A. Wrench: "Well... with a career as shitty as yours... you've got to do something drastic."

J. Timberlake: "You're right about that. What about pulling her pants down, or pushing her off stage during our number?"

A. Wrench: "At least that's on the right track. At least push her off stage. But I am partial to the nudity aspect. What ever you do, you better do it quick, you're career is going in the toilet fast.

J. Timberlake: "I'll do something fucked up, be sure and watch the show."

A. Wrench: "No problem, do something cool."

J. Timberlake: "I will. Thanks for the advice."



(above) Justin Timberlake eyes Jackson's jugs (below) close-up shot of the melons