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While
trying to shore up a quickly fading career, Justin Timberlake
turned to friend and international Superstar Allen Wrench.
Anonymous sources tell KAW.com that J. Timberlake contacted
Wrench va cell phone moments before taking the stage for the
2004 Superbowl half time show.
The phone conversation was alleged to have been accidentally
intercepted by a Kill Allen Wrench fan that was in attendance
at the Superbowl football game.
As reported:
J. Timberlake:
"Hey Allen I'm getting ready to go on stage and they want
me to play my stupid song. And what's worse than that is that
I have to do a song with Janet Jackson. She's a total bitch!"
A. Wrench:
"Hey Justin, be cool, you know she's a big fan of mine."
J.
Timberlake:
"Just because she's a fan of yours doesn't mean that she's
not a bitch."
A. Wrench: "Well I can't argue with you there."
J.
Timberlake:
"What are you doing tonight?"
A. Wrench: "I've got a party going on at my pad... and
right now I'm doing some speed with some slut in my bathroom."
J.
Timberlake:
"Hey, have you thought about what I should be doing about
my problem?"
A. Wrench: "With the drug thing or the career thing?"
J.
Timberlake:
"With the career thing."
A. Wrench: "That's a tough one because the music they're
writing for you is so shitty."
J. Timberlake:
"I know."
A. Wrench: "Well what I would do, is try to shed that lame
ass homo image."
J.
Timberlake:
"Well what's your first suggestion?"
A. Wrench: "Do something extreme... if I were you, I'd
kick Janet Jackson's ass during the half time show."
J. Timberlake:
"Don't know if I want to do that. That sounds kind of extreme."
A. Wrench: "Well... with a career as shitty as yours...
you've got to do something drastic."
J.
Timberlake:
"You're right about that. What about pulling her pants
down, or pushing her off stage during our number?"
A. Wrench: "At least that's on the right track. At least
push her off stage. But I am partial to the nudity aspect. What
ever you do, you better do it quick, you're career is going
in the toilet fast.
J.
Timberlake:
"I'll do something fucked up, be sure and watch the show."
A. Wrench: "No problem, do something cool."
J.
Timberlake:
"I will. Thanks for the advice."
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