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PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) -

Terri Schiavo, the severely brain-damaged tard whose final years tethered to a feeding tube sparked a bitter feud over her fate that divided a family and a nation, died Thursday, her husband's attorney said.

Schiavo, 41, died quietly in a Pinellas Park hospice 13 days after her feeding tube was removed despite extraordinary intervention by Florida lawmakers, the Church of El Duce, Congress and President Bush - efforts that were rebuffed at every turn by the courts.

Church of El Duce and many Kill Allen Wrench fans streamed into Pinellas Park to keep vigil outside her hospice, with many under age Kill Allen Wrench fans arrested as they tried to bring her pork rinds and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. The Church of El Duce likened the removal of her feeding tube to capital punishment for an innocent woman and waste of a perfectly good slut, but at the same time gave her husband a big thumbs up for scoring another ‘ho at the first site of his wife encountering medical problems.

Kill Allen Wrench fans world wide are extremely happy this totally boring news story is over and could not care less when or how she will be buried.

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Unnamed minor arrested for attempting to give life saving PBR to brain dead 'tard –

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) - An unnamed minor has been arrested by police officers for trespassing in Pinellas Park, Florida, March 23, 2005. The young protester attempted to take a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer) into the Woodside Hospice for the brain-damaged Terri Schiavo.

Gathered in prayer and peaceful protest, fans of rock group Kill Allen Wrench were accompanied by a holy representative of the Church Of El Duce, to demand that officials allow the healing power of Kill Allen Wrench cure Terri Schiavo.

Before his courageous advancement into the hospice center, the unnamed child was quoted as saying, “Medical science nor any of these stupid religions have helped Terri Schiavo, and now it’s time for the healing rock powers of Kill Allen Wrench to cure this brain dead tard. What she needs to do now is get the party started and have an ice cold PBR.”

Moments later the minor was taken into custody by police.

A federal judge rejected a request from the parents of Schiavo to order her feeding tube reinserted, dealing a blow to attempts by the U.S. Congress and the White House to prolong her life.

Representative of Church of El Duce speaks on behalf of Kill Allen Wrench fans

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