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Pope Scum confirms Wrench !!!

Dr. Heathen Scum,
"I have sent Allen Wrench
to New York ."


Wrench confirmed
as anti terrorism agent


judo superman - Allen Wrench


Allen Wrench in Times Square NYC
Los Angeles, CA (AP) -KAW.com can now confirm that The Pope Scum Administration of the Church of El Duce has embarked on a large-scale operation to intimidate and confront terrorists and would be terrorists that plan to target the United States of America and allies of the USA.

Pope Scum has recently and blatantly made his intentions public. 

CLICK HERE to reference KAW new story 52: POPE SCUM DECLARES PERSONAL WAR ON TERROR
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But what was NOT known was the extent and abilities of Scum’s agents.
KAW.com has now been able to verify that Pope Scum, AKA Dr. Heathen Scum ( lead guitarist of punk rock super group Kill Allen Wrench ) currently employs the skills and impressive fighting abilities of Kill Allen Wrench lead vocalist, Allen Wrench – international superstar.

Allen Wrench, possibly the greatest rock lead vocalist of our time is also a highly lethal judo and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter.  Although Mr. Wrench’s fighting abilities are well known, what was not know was Wrench’s involvement with the Scum counter-terrorism agenda.

During recent threats to New York city subways, Allen Wrench was personally dispatched by the Pope Scum administration to confront any acts, or any intended acts of terrorism in the New York City areas.

Apparently the simple presence of agent Wrench, while under the Scum directive, was enough to thwart NY subway bombing plans. The Federal Bureau of Investigation confirmed internet terrorist chatter that repeatedly described terrorists concern of the involvement and assignment of Allen Wrench to the NY subway bombing case.

In an attempt to save face, various terrorist cells attempted a press release that stated the NY subway bomb plot was a hoax.  KAW.com however knows the true story.

While in the NY city, Wrench was spotted in various bars and Arabic prostitution areas gathering intelligence on future terrorists plots.

New York City is safe because of Allen Wrench - international superstar and the Church of El Duce / Pope Scum Administration.


On NY subway: possible terrorist (behind Pope Scum administration agent: Wrench)
is aware Wrench has PERSONALLY come to deal with all plots and terorist situations
 

 

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