Everybody knows that there's lots of stuff on the internet
that they shouldn't be looking at !!!

So... ALLEN WRENCH - International Superstar has brought you:

Allen Wrench's Satanic Sunday School !!!

We've brought you this as a public service for those people
that don't know what to do, just in case they come across something that
they're not sure that they should be looking at !!!

Lets go to SATANIC SUNDAY SCHOOL !!!!!!!!!!!

As you scrool down
you'll see various examples of
THINGS THAT ARE BAD !!!

REMEMBER... when you see something on the internet that's bad ...

RUN AWAY !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXAMPLE !

If you've ever met someone in a chat room, or through an email,
and that person tries to meet with you in person...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

R U N • A W A Y _ !!!

Trying to meet you in person - IS BAD

Chances are... that the person is a total weirdo
and will try to kill you or do something that's BAD !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXAMPLE 2

If you see a pentagram ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

R U N • A W A Y _ !!!

Pentagrams - are BAD !!!

Pentagrams equal SATANISM, and satanism is BAD !!!
After all... you wouldn't want to go to hell !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXAMPLE 3

If you ever see someone drinking alcohol ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

R U N • A W A Y _ !!!

Alcohol is BAD !!!

You don't want to become an alcoholic and have to go to jail like Allen Wrench !!!

EXAMPLE 4

If you ever see someone using drugs ...

Using drugs is BAD !!!

You might get so high and strung out that ... if you're a girl
you might resort to prostitution and end up raising Allen Wrench's illegitimate love child !!!

EXAMPLE 5

If you ever see naked pictures ...

R U N • A W A Y _ !!!

Pornography is BAD !!!

Actually, we can't really think of a good reason why ...
but your chuch probably says so, so that's good enough for us !!!

EXAMPLE 7

If you ever see this symbol...

R U N • A W A Y _ !!!

ALLEN WRENCH IS BAD !!!