Superstar Surveillance!

The 'secret eye' on punk rock's most important SUPERSTARS !!!
Do they know
they're being
watched !?!?

superstar secrets !




Sat, March 27– 2004


SPOTTED: Guitarist Mariachi Mysterioso by crazed fan at The Fantasy Topless Theatre in Riverside, Ca while picking up stripper girlfriend "Jersey" from a "long night on the job". An eyewitness says there was a confrontation between the couple in the paring lot. Mysterioso was heard saying "That’s all we made!?" just before giving her a "knuckle sandwich" says the witness, via e-mail.






Previous Surveillance:

 

Wed, March 25 – 2004
SPOTTED: Allen Wrench seen going through metal detection system in Riverside, CA courthouse.
Mr. Wrench has been suspiciously out of the Kill Allen Wrench spotlight for months. Insiders suspect another drug related legal problem.


Mon, March 22 – 2004

SPOTTED: Junky John seen leaving Gambler's Anonymous meeting in Newport Beach, CA. Sources say John's gambling addiction may not be entirely under control.