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Tour Report:
6
Heading for Belgium!
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After the Kill Allen Wrench show in Freiburg, Germany, fellow superstar band members and band management were unable to find the drug ravaged rock personality; the internationally revered Allen Wrench. After leaving the German city without the front man, band management were alerted by a national news bulletin and accompanying news paper photos of a thieving predator matching Allen Wrench's description. Apparently the city of Karlsrue Germany (Approx. 185 km north east of Freiburg Germany) had been terrorized through the night by a rampaging panty thief. The perpetrator was described as overweight and stinking of alcohol, marijuana and strong body odor. After hearing a radio news alert, one German was prepared with her camera and was able to snap this picture of the unsuspecting sexual deviant. The tour bus immediately went to Karlsrue and found Punk Superstar Allen Wrench face down in a gutter using a series of German beer bottles as shelter from the heavy rain and a portable urinal. It appeared as though Mr. Wrench had been attempting to disguising himself as an alcoholic to avoid police apprehension. |

The Kill Allen Wrench M.A.D. Tour booking Superteam! Bus Driver: Rykert (left) Allen Wrench (middle) and tour manager: O.J.Baderl (right)

Allen
Wrench surveying German churches in search of alcohol and pornography.