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Kill Allen Wrench lead guitarist Dr. Heathen Scum pushed too far.

Tour Report: 8 Allen Wrench kicked out of band in Ulm Germany?

It looks as though Dr. Heathen Scum, famed lead guitarist of punk rock supergroup and also founding member / current vocalist and bass player of porno rock phenomena, music group The Mentors... Has finally had his fill with Kill Allen Wrench, front man and hard drug abuser Allen Wrench.

After another sold out show in Ulm Germany, Allen Wrench once again disappeared from the band's tour bus and hotel. Dr. Heathen Scum AKA The Pope of the Church of El Duce commented, "We couldn't find the fucker anywhere. We had to leave for our next show and Allen couldn't be found. Usually he turns up super high at some point , but this time, we couldn't find him. That was it. Mariachi finally found him hiding in a crack house. Once we got Wrench back here, I told him that I was going to kick him out of the band. His drug addiction is interfering with the band. He's pulled this shit a million times and now it's time for him to leave the Kill Allen Wrench project."



Kill Allen Wrench lead vocalist: Allen Wrench - hiding in Ulm crack house...
swears to stop drug use to stay in band.


Allen Wrench fearing ejection from Kill Allen Wrench swore to never drink alcohol, or use any drug ever again and for the rest of his life. The above photo was taken at the Ulm Germany crack house in which Mr. Wrench had been hiding while smoking Turkish crack and stealing pornography.

Wrench further commented that he was not to be blamed for his drug problems. He claimed to be the victim of an American society that treats heroin users as criminals instead of people in need of medical counseling. Mr. Wrench also attempted to claim that he was not addicted to any sort of narcotic. and that the whole thing was just a big put on for the live act. Fellow band members quickly reminded him of his 32 previous drug related arrests.



Kill Allen Wrench lead guitarist - Mariachi Mysterioso shocked and disgusted at
the filthy crack house Allen Wrench was hiding in
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Allen Wrench bassist: The Prince of Punk / Mark Hernandez...
is also slowly becoming victim of The Kill Allen Wrench hard drug use.
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The Prince appears to be next of the list of Kill Allen Wrench drug ravaged band members

"Go ahead, I'm slamming every day and I feel great." That's what Kill Allen Wrench lead vocalist Allen Wrench said to The Prince of Punk / Mark Hernandez. "I thought it would be a good thing to try out." calmly explained Hernandez. "I didn't think heroin was that bad. But I had some real bad reactions"

After 3 hours of severe vomiting, The Prince was rushed to a Ulm hospital for possible overdose treatment. "Allen said that it might be just a little bit rough to get through the first night." Said Hernandez, "But once you get over that, he says it's a totally ruling high!"

Devil Vision Motion Picture Company Records executives are hoping that The Prince of Punk will not follow in Allen Wrench's footsteps. One member of the Devil Vision M.P.C.R. management team wished to remain anonymous, but had this to say, "Heroin is a really bad deal. We've lost thousands of dollars dealing with Allen Wrench and his drug habits. At this time, a second band member with the same problems would be devastating to the band."


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