Allen Wrench, international superstar, was the victim of a minor prostitution con game operation shortly after a Kill Allen Wrench performance on Thursday night, in The Reeperbahn - Hamburg Germany.

After the band's performance in the Reeperbahn area in Hamburg Germany, Allen Wrench - punk rock vocalist, attempted to procure the services of one of the many street hookers. The Reeperbahn is an area located within the port city of Hamburg /
St. Pauli, within which is located a vast amount of street prostitutes and pornography shops. Mr. Wrench attempted to obtain the services of what, in street terms, is called a "hand Job".

A drunken Allen Wrench reported to authorities, "She said that she'd jack me off for 30 euro, but once I got up to here insect ridden hotel room, she wouldn't do the deed!" Apparently the street hooker said that she would not provide services to Mr. Wrench unless he took a shower and paid her another 20 euro. "Hey fuck that, I'm the victim here! I want the police to make her give me a hand job for 30 euro!"

Luckily the poletzei officers that the intoxicated rock personality were dealing with were also fans of his music. They were polite enough to help Mr. Wrench realize that his money was gone and that he would receive no hand job from that particular hooker.

After approximately 45 minutes of complaining to the officers in a language that they were unable to understand, International Super Star Allen Wrench proceeded to throw up and then pass out in a near by gutter. Fellow band members Maricahi Mysterioso and Dr. Heathen Scum drug Wrench to the tour bus. While he was being drug along the streets of the Reeperbahn, Dr. Heathen Scum noticed that Allen Wrench had an unusually large amount of European cash on him. After considering why this was, Scum concluded that Wrench must have stolen the cash stash of the street hooker while in her bedroom.